To those celebrating Good Friday and Easter, I offer holiday greetings.
And to those celebrating Passover, which begins tonight, Chag sameach (which means “holiday greetings,” more or less).
No bread for the next eight days. I think I need a book called 101 Not-Too-Awful Meals You Can Make With Matzo. Actually, I like the stuff, but my kids are less than enthused. (For those who’ve never tried it, it tastes pretty much the way it looks.)